Monday, November 22, 2010

The problem of Bank Robbery-

Every alternate day we find cases of Bank robbery in many parts of the country. This turned in to a major headache for the executives of the Banks. A bankers meet was convened to find a solution to the problem.

Each and every member present were eager to put forth their proposal in this context. One elderly person was silently observing the total proceedings without uttering a word. The gentleman who chaired the meet was keenly noticing this. At last he drew the attention of the members present and requested the elderly gentleman to speak a few words and present a proposal, suggesting remedial measures for solution of the problem.

The gentleman stared at all and with all seriousness said that we should issue a public notice in various newspapers and news channels to invite all those who had looted the Banks for a discussion. All were taken aback on this peculiar suggestion. He further told that we should also assure them that no harm will be caused to them nor the police would arrest them. The chairman eagerly asked please clarify your point. He very calmly told that we would suggest them to get their loan proposals sanctioned under various Govt. sponsored schemes, which obviously they would not repay and the amount would be written off in due course.

Wonderful idea, is it not? They would rob the Banks of the funds which would be in a legal way, then what is the use of raising arms and looting banks which is definitely a risky step. So my dacoit breathern what about utilising this novel idea for your prosperity?